FA-024: Pumpkin Spice
Archival Title: The Autumnal Equinox Relic
Soil Type: Terracotta Silt / Warm Ochre Matrix
The Artifact Story: Extracted from a layer of earth that seems to exist in a state of permanent October. This specimen is warm to the touch and carries the energetic imprint of a crisp breeze and woodsmoke. Legend says wearing these can actually lower the ambient temperature by five degrees just so you have an excuse to wear a sweater.
Visual Assessment: A rich, matte pumpkin-orange hue with a smooth, organic silhouette. It has the density of petrified clay but the weight of a dried leaf.
Curator’s Styling Note: Specifically calibrated for chunky knit sweaters. If you aren't wearing wool or cashmere with these, the archive considers it a stylistic violation.